Appeal

In 2023, a U.S. government whistleblower reported that the U.S. government has secret knowledge of non-human intelligent beings on the Earth. His concerns were considered valid enough for the U.S. Senate to hold a hearing, and other members of the military appeared to agree with him and said that alien spaceship battalions patrolling around U.S. military airspace create concern for pilots on a near daily basis, because of the psychological impact of needing to lie and say that there isn't a squadron of alien spaceships patrolling on your radar (believing that if you did report it, you would be removed from your position).

Elsewhere, leaks on the topic appear to paint a fairly clear and consistent picture of one story more often than many stories:

• The metal disk "flying saucer" design is something real encountered by governments for at least 100 years and hidden from the public (and not only a meme)
• The "pilots" of these devices are short child-size humanoid beings that are biologically engineered by their creator for some express purpose, and have an almost insect hivemind-like dedication to their primary goal meaning that they have generally no respect for human life because they are genetically engineered and could be recreated if something bad happens to them
• Whereever "they" come from, they have a better understanding of science and the laws of physics than the human race, enabling their craft to have properties that we struggle to even describe
• Their superior understanding allows them to manipulate solid objects in a form that we would imagine to be "from a range" or violate the laws of physics. In other words, they can manipulate the contents or function of your computer, or manipulate the neurons in your brain, without physically touching you. Similarly, they can fire off the nuclear arsenal of world leading countries without the nuclear codes that the humans designed their nuclear weapons to require, and it was suggested that they have taunted us at least once by nearly doing so but stopping at the last step, as if to make us reconsider our human nature or perhaps to threaten us.
• They have large eyes that are covered in a film that might be biological but is probably sort of like sunglasses, which is why so many alien pictures have large black eyes
• Their ability to do genetic engineering exceeds far beyond us in ways that we would struggle to comprehend, hence the "pilots" being these humanoid creatures to interact with us or our planet

I only recently started looking this up and am probably butchering some of the information, but if such creatures exist it has concerning implications. I often worry about AI eliminating human creativity and ruining all of the things that I love to do and making a bad future. One of the reasons that the alien leaks piqued my interest was originally the hope that there might be some kind of deity in this world that could save humans from themselves or from AI. Unfortunately, to the contrary one likely possibility of the nature of these drone-like humanoids is that they are manufactured by an AI along with their disk-shaped craft, and that they exist to ensure that humans survive long enough to create another AI and perhaps birth a new existence similar to the origin of the beings themselves. If we were to exist in such a cycle, the probability of humans being saved from AI is even smaller than I might have originally hoped.

The only consolation, perhaps, would be to hope that present-day narrow-functioning social media AI convinced me to read about this stuff and that in the world of people who consume better information sources, there is in reality some proof that no such creatures exist.

But, regardless, because I live in some kind of bizarre world where I start to feel like I can't tell the difference sometimes late at night, I would now like to appeal to any non-human intelligence who reads this message, that they might help me with my human art of Warsmash. Specifically, if they could offer me even a few seconds of time on their super computer who created them, I would predict that computer to be powerful enough to take one look at Game.dll from Warcraft III Patch 1.26 and instantly reverse this DLL to create a model of the original source code that went into it, complete with class names and a re-invention of the original C++ designs that are stripped from the eyes of humans in the resultant binary.

If a non-human superintelligence would do me this community service, to reverse engineer the entire Warcraft III out of the kindness of their hearts so that I can create modified versions with no strings attached on my holidays, I would greatly appreciate it. I understand that the only thing that matters for them would be pursuit of their primary goal function mission, but I think that sometimes in the same manner that humans might feed a creature in the wilderness it is conceivable that a higher life form might offer a kindness to a lesser life form even knowing that it shall never receive anything in return.

So, that is my appeal to the non-human intelligence. If you are the hivemind primary intelligence entity of some advanced non-human existence, and you are reading this and feel so inspired, please send me a ZIP of the reverse engineered source code of the Warcraft III game as described above. Assuming you are handy with technology, you could probably link me the ZIP in a private Pastebin on the Hive Workshop website. Whether you do or do not have time for my appeal to your genersoity, thank you anyways [and please do not kill me].